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Beau Wann, Jr.
OK, THATS A PLAN FOR SURE. PEGASUS IS WARMING UP NOW! KAY, WHERE ARE YOU AND THE RV??? COME ON BROTHERS AND SISTERS!!!
What a great Idear!!! We could call it our whirld comeback reunion tour!!!! I have been trying to get together with a couple o bikers, and just take a tour of THE GREAT STATE OF TEXAS! I think thats number 1 or 2 on my bucket list! Dont know where I put that bucket, but, dont really want to find it! I think I am gonna call AAA and get them to plan a MC trip around Texas! I would like to visit paris and Harrold and Quanah again, and lost maples and the davis mountains etc...Ok, I'm packed and ready!!! Hey Burge, we coming by to pick you up!!!
Well, it is confirmed by Dr Likovers PA...I have a brain cloud on all my joints!!! tsk tsk tsk, and I was so young too!!! Been sorta busy, and in pain, mostly in pain though! But what the heck you only live oncet...right??? Been working on putting a patio swing together...for a week! Damned if i didnt have to use algebra too!!! "Figure A, Take part 1 and connect it to part MM using the long #21 bolts and AA large washers with part 41 large locking nut...Lord help me!!!! It's almost done, but there does seem to be a slight problem, the swing part is sitting on the ground with the wrong widget from figure ZZ, which I cant seem to figure out where it is supposed to go!!!
Oh well, I'll get it one of these days! Both Coop and John Boy have been keeping watch and tallying up how many cuss words it takes to build one of these furshlerginer do lollys! Ever now and again, they get up and pace around looking at me and "it" and they wag their tails and go pee on the fence and then lay down in the shade and snore!!! Think thats what I'm gonna do! Seems to help them!!!! My beloved has offered her help, but I say, "no dear, I want to do it all by myself"!!! God, the instructions on this thing musta been written by a nuculer scientist!!! (I know nuclear is spelled wrong, just thought I'd do it that way)! DW is pretty good at reading the distructions, where as I am a visual guy! If I could get one of the Swedish bikini ski team girls to read the distructions TO ME, I think I could do just fine!!!
Oh, its Birds 0- John Boy 2, the scamp!!! I didnt scold him this time, or even say a word to him, I just hit him upside the head with a shovel!!! NAH, just funnin ya! I did give him a lecture on "cant we all just get along"! I think he understood, cause he was looking real intent at me and scratching behind his right ear with his back foot! I think thats a good sign...Right??? I fired off an email to the Dog Whisperer to see what he thought, but havent heard back yet!!!
Ok Boys and girls, I was almost in the 21st century for a day and a half! Got me one of them new fangled "touchy feely" phones! My hands arent extrodinarily large,(but they are manly hands) but when it rang the first time, I musta punched every button on the damn thing, and none of them the right ones, and having dropped it several times also! By the time I found the right button, they hung up! This wonderful excercise was repeated several more times over the course of the day and a half that I had it! A little technology goes along way with me! To me, the last great invention was the air conditioner, and then they should have stopped right there!!! Got my beloved to go back to Best Buy and exchange the "touchy feely" phone for one that Alexander Graham Bell carried! ONE FITTING FOR A MANLY MAN, THE DUKE OF DUBARRY!!!!!
I even got one of those jaba the hut wireless speakers for my truck, and couldnt figure it out! It was supposed to work over the truck speakers! WE took it back, and the people there, the "experts" wrestled with it for 20 minutes, before I told them, I DONT WANT THE DAMN THING!!The sales clerk, said in a whinny voice, "you dont want it"??? "No ma'am" says I," cause if you the experts are having this much trouble making it work, just think how much trouble I will have. And if I have that much trouble with something like that, people are gonna die"!!!!
So, finally got er all straightened out, thanks to my beloved! Returned the speaker system, got a new phone that I can handle, so I was feeling down right pumped! DW says," lets go to supper, and just get dessert"!!!" HELL DAMN DW, WHAT A FINE IDEAR" says I!!! So off we go, first to Lubys...struck out there, what they had wasnt quite what we wanted, plus it was liver and onion night, and the smell kinda turned us off!! So we stop in at IHOP, and they only have 3 desserts, and we didnt want them; struck out at Paneras; ditto Pappas and Jasons! Man, we were like two junkies lookin for a fix! When what did I spy, and rat across from Jasons on 34th, RANDALLS! Dw had the same Idear about the same time I did! LETS JUST GET A WHOLE CAKE OR PIE, AND GO HOME AND i CAN MAKE SOME OF MY WHIRLD FAMOUS COFFEE!!!!!! So, us, the two junkie nut jobs, are running through Randalls bakery both with an armload of assorted cakes and pies and eclairs OH MY!!!! Settled on an assortment of 4 different cheesecakes, and an all butter apple cinniminininon and carmel crumb cake!!! Ran through the check out lane, threw some money at the checker, and ran out to the truck and zipped on home to pure delight! (I know that the folks in randalls, after that display of "track and field", thought, "Hmmm, the moment musta been right" wink wink!!! Damn right, "right for some cheese cake and coffee"!!!
So, if any of you called me on my cellllluuullar phone, and didnt get an answer, call me tomorrow, then we will see just what a whiz I am at answering it! Ha!!! Make your eyes tear up just thinking about it! Need a sugar fix??? come by for some cake and some coffee!
Had lunch today with Billy "quick draw" Magraw and my friend Jerry! Billy is looking to buy Jerrys Harley, or at least check it out to see if he wants to buy it! We ate at a whole in the wall mexican restaurant on Washington Ave rat across from Wabash feed store! Billy and Jerry have a knack for finding whole in the wall eateries with great food! Being hispanic, and a caterer, Jerry knows em all! Billy can almost speak mexicanese as good as jerry can! Jerry will order something in mexicanese, and I just say, "same for me"! I dont know what it was today, but it was some kind of beef stew and potatoes and of course rice and beans and tortillas! Jerry and his wife Michaeline are so cool, and the best caterers in the whirld! They have catered several parties for us and the food was so most excellent and good too!!!
Me and Bill might go for a ride tomorrow if my schedule allows! Hmmm, lets see, what am I scheduled to do tomorrow, vacuum, wash clothes, etc etc...I think I can fit it in my schedule!!!(I've turned into a house keeper)
Hmmm, time to turn in! Or, just move to another room and toss and turn! Slept a little last night, and woke up this morning in a sea of pillows! Thought I had died and gone to pillow hell! But, they would have had to been on fire for that to be! I thought I had gotten rid of at least half of them last year! I couldnt get out of bed this moring because of all the pillows! DW says, "are you gonna get up today mr lazy bones"??? "Mmmmmpfh rmmmmpf mmmmmpf" says I, the ever witty husband! Finally kicked some of the pillows off and swung my feet over the side of the bed, and tripped on what??? yup, a pillow! Fell down, but luckily there were pillows there to break my fall! Dw says, "see there, youre always gripping about too many pillows, and here they saved you from a bad fall"! "Yes dear" says I! Wasnt worth arguing over, that it was BECAUSE of the pillows that I HAD fallen!!!
Oh well, what's a young man to do???
Keep the sun at your 6 and a pillow handy
your friend and brother, sweet tater beauregard, the duke of duBarry and all points in between
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